“We don’t subject you to a load of blah-blah-blah, as we believe that life has better things to offer than the decoding of hotel marketing texts. We also don’t provide you with fabulous reasons as to why something is missing or sing our own praises in a gushing manner in explaining why having an iron in your room is a good reason to stay with us. We only list those things that we actually have to offer – and anything we don’t list simply isn’t available (sorry!).”

Straightforward and honest, but also extremely charming and funny – that’s the Bristol in Bern. At Schauplatzgasse 10, humor – especially of the British variety – is seen as a remedy against the murky fog of everyday life. If you want to quickly unwind and recharge after a long meeting or trade fair day, Hotel Bristol is just the place. Wit and humor are part of the hotel’s “wellness package for the soul” – ensuring that you leave refreshed, both mentally and physically. So don’t be surprised if you catch yourself singing “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life!” as you head home after your stay.